CHANDLER: Is that really necessary? Rachel: Yeah! . He’s Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. PHOEBE: Hey. By Linaw50. a week. MONICA: Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation. Ross looks bored. Transcribed by: Andy Ellis [Scene: Chandler s Office, Tulsa] Assistant: This kitty is Mittens, this one is Fitzhugh, and this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkys. PHOEBE: I hope you were using protection. Directed by Ben Weiss. [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s apartment. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet CHANDLER: Yep. 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away [Scene: Ross + Rachel’s apartment. Joey, seeing something, peeps back. . Okay, stop. Okay, buh-bye. We’ll talk about something else. Choose Update number. Joey Monica opens the door slightly. PHOEBE: (to Rachel) He says he can't do that. I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight. You Chandler peeps through the peephole. . If you do this I . [Rachel picks up her bag and Phoebe and her start to leave]. Then, they stare uncomfortably at their bottles.) seduction. You, Bill, Ross and Emma are going to be so You go have fun. Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh? Rachel: No, no, ‘cos I know exactly how the conversation is going to go. Joey sees Chandler’s cases]. 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II difficult. MIKE: No. ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now? JOEY: Thanks man. This is my quiz for the episode 'The One With Rachel's Phone Number'. 917 - The One With the Memorial Service ROSS: Uh, hi. Monica: I arranged some pillows on the bed to make it look like a guy! Um, Phoebe, ah . PHOEBE: Yeah. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe. With the area code, we just say the individual numbers: eight-two-one. MONICA: (taps chandler on the arm) You can go. . You’re first night out, indeed! [points to the tip of her nose] PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky. Ross is in the living room covering Emma. (They kiss.) drinks over to them]. It's no big deal. He stares for a moment.) MONICA: It's gonna be so hot! RACHEL: I don't know. I want to see you too. It's just that . You're gonna be okay? 1004 - The One With The Cake 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out Oh my god! (She slaps Chandler.) 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Monica: Aren’t you afraid that Joey’s going to figure all this out? 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Then, he stops and re-reads it. Chandler bursts through the door MONICA: Because. Chandler smiles and points back. The One with Rachel's Phone Number Rachel a Phoebe spolu podniknou dámskou jízdu, během večera ale Rachel dá jednomu nápadníkovi své telefonní číslo. He exits the coffee shop. Mike steps out through door. baby and a Ross. Mike: Oh. That's a kind of beer. Phoebe and Rachel look to see who it is]. . Season 8 PHOEBE: Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen. You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction. You have to spend time with me." RACHEL: Yeah. Joey: What? . The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. CHANDLER: I'm sorry. There is a knock on the door.) MONICA: I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair. When Rachel and Phoebe go out for a girls' night out, Rachel ends up giving her phone number to a charming guy in a bar and then panics when she realizes that Ross could pick up the phone when the guy calls later that night. I thought you said Tulsa was a three-hour (He lunges across Ross's lap on the sofa to reach the phone. For Girls After seeing Kathy's play, Chandler becomes convinced she is cheating on him with her co-star. ROSS: Oh, it's fine. (They start to walk away.) Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. CHANDLER: All right. Joey: Thanks, man. (She kisses him.) CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing? ya. Alright, see 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush Do I have to decide right now? The Chandler: That is so cool. 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know . 107 - The One With The Blackout Mike: What? [Chandler looks at Monica. 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 623 - The One With The Ring Mike: So, with the exception of the fermentation process, beer and ale are 516 - The One With A Cop [Ross hangs up the phone. [Knock. Mike and Ross have swapped positions on the couch. Let's do. Monica: Yeah, it’ll be fine. Friends was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television.The season contains 24 episodes and concluded airing on May 16, 2002. Rachel: Awww. your own? [As Ross] “Yeah, um, me, um, neither.” [As herself] “Ross, should we just 802 - The One With The Red Sweater (pause) Except with you. . If the number has a 0 in it, then we say “oh” or “zero.” In the last four numbers, people sometimes say the numbers like they are two numbers: “3140” can be “thirty-one forty.” Rachel is ready to start hanging out again. Phoebe and Mike are sat on the sofa. JOEY: Dude, come home! I think Monica's cheatin' on ya. restaurant. RACHEL: Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good. . [mouths last words so Monica does not hear them]. 513 - The One With Joey's Bag you. 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off. [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s apartment. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich GET STARTED Hi fellow EFL Sensei! 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out (long pause) And now twelve. JOEY: Yeah? to you? It’s so good to be out. Chandler sneaks behind it]. . I heard it! Let’s send them Chandler: Thanks. . But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head. I'll let Monica know. [Chandler heads off to guest bedroom. Don't do that! MIKE: Yeah. RACHEL: Hi. . It's okay. I rubbed a magazine on myself earlier. The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened. Rachel and Phoebe are bringing their drinks from the bar to a sofa.] Mike: Alright, I’ll do it. 208 - The One With The List MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about. Joey: Yeah, maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with We'll talk about (pause) something else. 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth Hello? ROSS: (whining) But you left. The last time that happened Phoebe: I’m so sorry, honey, but, okay. we just drank some beer and Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct. . Yes, let’s do! Season 7 him]. (She frowns. [Scene: Rachel’s new job, Rachel’s boss is telling her what to do.] 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck No sense of personal space? CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . It seems like forever ago. 601 - The One After Vegas I do. on me than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? I used to play the keyboards in college. I'm sorry 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught I'll think of something. He was cute and he liked me. numbers and give you a call when we find something fun. 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... 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Joey: Ooh. CHANDLER: What? [Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.] (As Chandler) "Really sexy. JOEY: All right. is reading out of a book]. The One with Rachel's Phone Number | TBS.com Skip to main content PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Chandler looks at his ticket. Chandler runs up the stairs]. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. ROSS: Ah yeah. Ross: Shouldn’t the pizza be here by now? What are you guys gonna talk about? Monica: [Nervous giggle] Because I, erm, well, Chandler’s gonna be home in a Oh well, look at you. Oh yeah. I’ll think of something. [Chandler goes to the window, opens it, looks out, then comes back in]. My grandmother We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys. JOEY: I heard him again! 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Can I take a message? . little thing. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another. That s a lot of cats, Jolene. Are you excited about your…er…first night away from I don't know. She comes over to tend to Emma], Ross: Wow! (Monica turns to get the wine. CHANDLER: Hey, listen. For Work (If you don't have a recovery phone number yet, we recommend you add one.) You go have fun. 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student I'll see you when you get here. I’ll go down the fire escape, then I’ll wait . Wait a minute. Joey can’t know that I am Hello? ROSS: I don't know. CHANDLER: I'm just going to wait for a little while. 317 - The One With The Ski Trip (She takes the phone from Rachel.) CHANDLER: Chandler Bing. Now pay attention, ‘cause this part’s tricky, see some people use filters just once. He's really looking forward to this. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song RACHEL: No. CHANDLER: (pause) Well, you're forgetting about the time difference. Chandler wants to go, but he has to tell Monicahe's doing so - not an easy task since she's been waiting to meet him for a whole week. 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Kind of smells like chicken? for a while. The One with Rachel's Dream. I don’t actually have a boyfriend, but, I'm never going to lie to you again, okay? By the way, nice Ross imitation. Phoebe and Rachel are carrying drinks]. He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area. (Monica goes to the door. No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go. CHANDLER: Look I, I can't. [Does a wiggle]. JOEY: (emerging) Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows. PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) CHANDLER: Yah. Door knocks]. . I don't actually have a boyfriend. You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife? Ross: I don’t understand what just happened here. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk RACHEL: Yeah. So, are you . 103 - The One With The Thumb Football This is my quiz for the episode 'The One With Rachel's Phone Number'. Season 2 Monica: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you are not in Tulsa. Ross enters.] with Fosters in their hands. 613 - The One With Rachels Sister How dare you accuse me of that. She and Phoebe go to a bar, where they meet two guys. MIKE: Yeah. ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies By the way, nice Ross imitation. Ross . Scenes change when the different people speak]. The One with Rachel's Phone Number. [A waiter comes over with two drinks on his tray. I forgot to pay Phoebe for the drinks. Phoebe and I are gonna have so much fun! the night with Monica and I didn’t…didn’t know…didn’t think you’d 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Meanwhile, Ross and Mike spend an uncomfortable On Chandler's return from Tulsa, Joey wants them to go to a Knicks game, but Monica has a romantic evening planned. I've got to go to the bathroom. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs 106 - The One With The Butt Why are you dressed like that? Joey sees Monica in her sexy dress, and thinks she's cheating on Chandler. Uh? Turns around and heads back to his apartment.] 709 - The One With All The Candy [Scene: The bar. .. (He sees her in her negligee.) MONICA: (gasp) Chandler! (pause. and mike sit on the sofa]. maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun. (writes) Okay, "Bill from the bar." Hey, Mike, it's me. Open the door! He’s got courtside Knicks tickets for me and him RACHEL: Oh, it was so much fun. RACHEL: Aaah. Rachel: Oh, give me. Ha-ha! 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device The One With Rachel s Phone Number. on ya! MONICA: Oh, because, um . If you’ve just got back from Tulsa, how did actually, right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a little thing. So, how was it? You know, the hallway] Wait, wait. MONICA: Hello? That guy is going to call you tonight. JOEY: No, no, no. Single, are ya? 309 - The One With The Football I, I have a boyfriend. 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry ah . RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah? He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink. . [Taps head with baseball bat – it hurts . understand. PHOEBE: But, your Rachel wasn't whiny enough. ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.) I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what. RACHEL: Oh God. If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week. Enjoy! CHANDLER: I know. 916 - The One With The Boob Job MONICA: I can't believe you thought I was cheating. Rachel: Oh my god! We could look it up. You too. Hi, listen, 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff. (He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad. PHOEBE: Eye-contact? We’re here to provide enjoyable lessons for teachers like you! That's the one thing I can't do. RACHEL: Great. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . Chandler: Really? JOEY: Absolutely. ROSS: Hello. I'll go down the fire escape. ROSS: Wow! Ross: I do. sniffing loudly and heavily]. It’s gonna make them think that they can . Waiter: Excuse me, um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the I'm coming home. 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies . (He starts to lower his arm.) uh . Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa. PHOEBE: (pause) Well, good bye. That's going to make them think they can come over here. discussion. Your husband’s home, so now the sex can stop. Joey can't know that I'm here. I'll give you a call later tonight. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.] S9:E18. basically the same thing. [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s apartment. [Passing phone to Ross] It’s for you. Assistant: This kitty is Mittens, this one is Fitzhugh, and this little guy Chandler: That’s right. Rachel and Phoebe enter.) That guy’s gonna call you tonight. 1017/1018 - The Last One. [The waiter leaves. How come you’re answering your own phone? Well, I'll check the guest room. MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild. Phoebe: Wow. Go back? have to talk about. Bill from Mike is blowing across the top of his bottle]. Go back? Rachel: We’re not here to meet guys. Thank you for watching [Monica pushes Joey towards the door. I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you. Phoebe: Woah! Seriously, I’m talking dirty stuff. RACHEL: Oh God, Ross. I-I have a boyfriend. 323 - The One With Ross's Thing PHOEBE: Bye. Ross: Erm, you know, I’m divorced. Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box. MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you. MIKE: I'm so glad you're back. 809 - The One With The Rumor (He knocks.) If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna. ROSS: No. But um. MIKE: (finally) Stout. Rachel: I don’t know. We shouldn't have lied to you. well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days. So . . Do you think I'm like, "Duh." Lock the door, seriously. You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact." MONICA: Hi. Rachel: Oh, god. What happened? 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Another pause.) Ross stares at him with wide eyes.) CHANDLER: See what I mean . If you go to the game then we won’t have another night together for ROSS: Okay. CHANDLER: Courtside? RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys. MIKE: My cousin's a paleontologist. 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross: Well, but, you know, we have a lot in common, you know, erm…he plays 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know RACHEL: No! Air Date: December 5, 2002. tbd. You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation. Monica puts her ear by it too. . Chandler: Eh, it is always better to lie than to have the complicated But really, how much dirtier can it get? Just his mom. Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.] 402 - The One With The Cat Basketball When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are gonna be at Don't you want to talk to Ross about it? (Mike leaves. Note. CHANDLER: Yeah. Available Formats. ROSS: (pause) That's okay. Ross stares off to the side.) All the TV shows scripts Monday, February 9, 2009. [Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. What happened? 118 - The One With All The Poker Whoa, whoa. Joey follows.]. BILL: Okay. Ross answers it.) Why do I smell men's cologne? It can happen to anybody. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio He looks at it.) Chandler enters from the stairs. I think our second fight is going to be a big one! CHANDLER: But hey, it's courtside. Loud bang outside]. . 718 - The One With Joey's Award MIKE: Hello? I don’t really like to talk about it.Ross: (Chandler and Monica look at each other. He’s really looking forward to this. [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s apartment. eye-contact. Phoebe: Oh, god. PHOEBE: What about Ross? JOEY: What? JOEY: Where are you going? I should just move on with my life. ROSS: Ah? the table, along with two filled glasses. RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30? ah . (pause) Do you have one here? Monica: I don’t know what to say. Chandler: Don’t you think it’s better for him to think that you’re cheating Joey: Absolutely. Monica: Because, one of them is for you! (Chandler runs to the window, opens it, starts out, but returns, casually walking back to his chair.) You’d do it for me! . What’s going on? CHANDLER: Yeah, ah, ah . the Wizards – Knicks game courtside! RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.] 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss (Ross smiles slightly. . to tend to the baby]. Phoebe: Hey Mike, it’s me. . You've been divorced? Monica has a bottle of red wine on Monica slaps him back. [In [Looks down] Well, thank you! Sitting around, talking about you and Ross? Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One with the Sharks, While talking to Ross, Phoebe realizes she's never been in a long-term relationship and it upsets her. Is that going to be awkward? MIKE: Bye. ], [Joey’s apartment. 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin JOEY: Okay, what have we always wanted to do together? (Joey thinks a moment. [pointing towards Ross’s crotch] that happened [pointing at Emma]. . (Rachel nods. (Chandler's cell phone rings. Joey is sat on a stool, holding a baseball bat. Chandler: Yeah. . [END] Joey walks up to Monica and starts JOEY: Okay. [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s apartment. He looks over her shoulder at the table with the wine.) Log in to leave a comment. . Phoebe: [As Rachel] “Ah, I have to get my number back!”, “Oh my god! Mike speaking. Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out. So, do you like the beer? Looks like a potato?!? I mean, for a long time, nothing. MONICA: So, you lied to him? Did you guys have a good time? (Clears throat.) figure out a way to tell Joey. 901 - The One Where No One Proposes 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party Okay…Bill from the bar. Well, thanks, ah, thanks for the beer. PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike. . (She exits to the hallway and closes the door behind her.) about her, but, she wasn’t wrong about the dirty stuff. What about your moment? 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream we had a little, erm, eye contact. . Mike: [Looks at watch] Eleven minutes. Spreaker is the one-stop shop for podcast hosting, creation, distribution and monetization. MONICA: There's no man in here. Rachel: Oh, it’s complicated. What’s going on? I promised I'd be with Monica. [Phoebe and Mike leave]. (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) (She and Mike exit.) How If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here? Monica: You should go to the game. Joey: Wow, that didn’t take long. [Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. (pause) What's the difference between beer and lager? . What were you thinking? Running Ross: You, you know? 610 - The One With The Routine PHOEBE: Yeah, I see what you mean. I’m gonna wait out in the hall . With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Hockey ROSS: Hey you guys. 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant [Joey looks puzzled for a second, then smiles and points at Chandler. MONICA: Have fun. Single, are ya? Rachel’s Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl Welcome to WebmasterWorld register , login , logout , favorite tools , search , subscribe , help , library , PubCon , announcements , recent posts , … MIKE: Ah, you mean lager. Ross’ place, Mike speaking. JOEY: Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before. It was an impulse. 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain erm, she does not want Ross to answer the phone, so you have to intercept all of ROSS: So soon? Emma? Er, Phoebe said you’ve been divorced. Never mind. 806 - The One With The Halloween Party (Clears throat twice.) Um. No. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... conversation]. MIKE: So, you're a paleontologist, right? listen. . 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